Best ERB Fanmade's Ever: Humpmey vs Chriss Angle ft. Blackbar ft. Guy From Mingty

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Pompey The Great

vs

Criss Angel

BEGIN!

Pompey:

What about me! I'm gonna beat this emo-looking chick.

Imma make you disappear with this magic trick.

You look dead, man, and that's gonna become a reality soon.

You're a fucking prick McDonalds eating buffoon!

Criss:

You died bitch, like a bear!

How much of your shit can I bare?

Bear:

RAWR! YOU MAKE FUN OF MAI BOI! IT'S TIME FOR DINNER!

IN THIS BATTLE I WILL BE THE WINNER!

TAG TEAM BITCH! YOU CANT BE FREE!

YOU LOOK LIKE THAT WINKING GUY FROM MING TEA!

Ming Tea Guy Who's Name I'm Too Lazy To Look Up Right Now:

You say............wut?

I'mma kick your hair bear ass flat, like you were King Tuuuuuuuuuut!

Like Natey boi, you will be banned forever.

Like a fox, I got Powers cuz I'm cleeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DEICDEDE3EE!

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